How I Plan To Have The Elves Send Me To South Africa

I have always wanted to go South Africa foreverybody is into vampires and werewolves and will
personal reasons. I have a sister who lives there andthis story be like the Twilight Saga. Will it have a
have promised my South African lady friend thatTeam Edward and Team Jacob that will rescue Bella
someday, we will have coffee together and play withthe damsel in distress?
her two lovely kids.  A few weeks ago I received aMaybe I should just stick with the elves since I can't
wedding invitation and maybe this is a sign that Isee myself as having that many friends that would
should go to South Africa. Is this the way of thequalify as Jacob much less an Edward.  Suddenly I
Universe telling me something like that I need to goremembered a movie from my childhood, 'Santa
to South Africa to meet someone? Or seeClaus' and how the elves are the silent helpers of
something? But I was almost 99% sure that I willSanta in making possible what seems to be the
never have the funds for this travel.impossible. I have chosen Elves over Vampires and
I was trying to come up with ideas to raise fundsmaybe the outcome of this experiment will reveal to
until I had this funny idea to make the whole thing anme if it was a wise decision. I also have come up
experiment. I made a list of the available resourceswith a title for the experiment "The Elves Are
and listed Internet and Social Networking.Sending Me To South Africa".
Last time I checked I have 572 "Facebook FriendsSo How does this experiment works?
and if I begin asking donations from my "FacebookI have to keep it simple. Create cards with different
friends" technically speaking that would easily coverElf Names and sell it online. It can be downloaded,
my travel expenses and hey,  that would fly meshared on Facebook and Twitter, sent as an e-card,
business class and even extend my travel to Namibia.and bought as a postcard and even prints. I could
But that would not be considered an experiment butactually enlist the help of Fotomoto where all these
an outright begging for help and I am not inclined toservices are possible.
do that.Now that I have actually made the cards with
I decided to go back to the drawing board. Then andifferent Elf Names, I am just waiting for my first
idea came up, since the project is almost becoming asale and see if I could have enough funds to fly me
fantasy why don't I enlist the help of mystical beingsto South Africa hopefully with the help of elves and
like elves, vampires and werewolves. Aren'tnot vampires.